Thanks to J-Lo, women all over the world are so proud of their sexy ass-ets that they're not just showing their men what they can do with the junk in that trunk, they're also posting their big booty clips on the web on sites like YouTube and big booty pics on Flickr for anyone to see. It's crazy! And of course, I love it.
I've been a big ass lover for as long as I can remember. Sure, a nice rack is great too, but has anyone ever actually found a comfortable way to get off while titty fucking? I don't think so. Let's face it guys - most of the stuff they do in porn movies is for the camera, not for real life. Balancing on one leg while bending a girl over so you can spread her ass wide might reveal all for the folks watching at home, but it's causing a cramp in the dude's calf, racking up chiropractic bills for the girl and making sure that there is no animal attraction, body on body contact. Sorry, I like to feel a woman - ALL of a woman - and not just with the tip either. *wink*
To address one of the most popular trends in adult videos these days, I'll look to the nerd hero Kevin Smith and quote Clerks 2, "it's NEVER OK to go ass to mouth." Not if you're hoping your girl will make you breakfast in the morning, anyway. And unless your lady love is being paid by the hour (or the video clip), she's probably going to try to kiss you at some point. And you will be in that dreamlike post-orgasm state, forget that her lips are rimmed with ass juice and let her kiss you. Gross.
Now that we've got that out of the way, let's move on to the booty clips!
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Nude Big Booty Videos
First up, a quickie booty shaking clip that looks like it was filmed off of BET. I mean literally, a webcam pointed at a TV or something. Such a tease!
Still in the ghetto section is the next in our video clips section, mostly selected for its high quality background. I mean, if I was going to film myself dancing and put it on the internet for thousands of people to watch, I definitely wouldn't bother, you know...tidying up a little or clearing a little space to make the clip. Nope. Extra points for the TV tray tables in the background. Do they still sell those things?
Did you know that after white girls are finished with their yoga classes, they turn on their web cams and not only do a little booty bounce for ya'll, but the motherfucking WORM? White girls doing the worm gets full points in my book. Even if they don't have big asses.
Next in my favorite big booty videos list is anything by Levity Heaven. This girl's ass is amazing and her booty shaking clips are absolutely hypnotic. Unfortunately, it's really tough to track down the real owner of that ass. I see her clips posted by different people all the time, telling viewers to visit various websites and they're usually totally unrelated. They might be girls on cam, for example, but they're not the girl IN THE VIDEO on cam. It doesn't help that she never shows her face either, but the sexy British accent is more than enough to make it up to me. I would stick to LevityHeaven.com if you're looking for more of this particular fat black booty. She appears to go by the name "Jezebel Wilde" too.
And now for something completely different, how about some big white booty shaking videos? Does it get any whiter than girls shaking their asses to a Beastie Boys tune? And then uploading it to the internet while their parents think they're studying? Didn't think so. I'm guessing these two will be on the pole in no time.
Now for the holy grail of booty popping, let me introduce Miss Classy Couture, who takes time out of her busy work schedule to do a (grainy, camera phone?) clip for her fans in the back room of a Kinkos. Now that is dedication to the fine art of ass shaking. Just wait until you see her hips move! Seriously drool worthy stuff here.
If Miss Classy is the holy grail, then Tellace Williams is the fucking KING of Ass. His black booty hoes have the most mesmerizing asses I've ever seen. High quality videos. cheesy music and camera angles you can only pray for. Seriously, I could watch these girls just walk for hours and hours. And die a happy man.
I award thee BEST BIG BOOTY CLIP of the day:
Keep checking back for more sexy movies of your favorite lasses showing their asses! If you know of any hot videos I've missed, I'd love to hear from you. Just leave a message in the comments section and it will be automatically emailed to me for moderation. Keep shaking your stuff ladies! And keep making big booty clips too!
